Meet Falkirk’s hardest woman…twice! Moira Bell is ‘the most charismatic character to appear on a Scottish stage in a decade’ (The Scotsman) and the rip-roaring, chain-smoking, nae-messin’ heroine from Alan Bissett’s award-winning double bill.

‘A near-perfect series of monologues, both howlingly funny and unnervingly sharp and poetic.’ - THE SCOTSMAN

Moira’s a single mum and a cleaner, who can’t wait to light a fag and tell her BFF Babs stories about her love life, the karaoke night in the Scotia bar, cleaning posh folks’ hooses, her thoughts on Brexit, and, of course, how she protects her darlin’ dug, Pepe, from Diesel the rottweiler. No-one ever forgets Moira!

Written and performed by Alan Bissett | Directed by Sacha Kyle

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Welcoming You Back Safely

We’re delighted to welcome audiences back and we’ve been working hard to make sure your visit is a safe and enjoyable one. The short video below will explain some of the changes we have made and we have also have compiled some Frequently Asked Questions so you know what to expect when you visit.